Still wondering about the white trash, ex-mayor of a trailer park, mother of a light skirted ... What was Johnny thinking?
- He really doesn't want to be President but doesn't have the balls to tell the convention "OOPS, I didn't mean to win the primary".
- He was really pissed that the Religious Right would let him have Tom Ridge or Sen Lieberman as Veep. So, John told his people "Just get me a christian, any christian will do, we just need a christian to toss to the christians."
- He did it to annoy Prissy Cindy.
Any other ideas boys and girls?