 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
Saturday 1. Our Federal Government tells us to be on HIGH Alert today. 2. Our Local Government tells us to get out and "Be a tourist in your own hometown" today - and the subway is free. 3. The Pentagon tells us that a B-52 will be flying overhead this afternoon and "Don't be frightened." 4. Our Post Offices tells us to be frightened by the mail. Anthrax seems to be popping up all over delivered by snail mail. Nimda doesn't seem so bad anymore. 5. By night we are trying to blast Afghanistan back into the stone age - by day we drop MRE's complete with poptarts and "Moist Towelettes". "Here is your Moist Towelette," it says in English on the back. "It will clean and refresh your hands and face without soap and water. Self-dries in seconds, leaving skin smooth and soft." Is anyone else confused?
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
  |