arlington
fri 10/07/2005

Today's weird things are provided by Carlton.

Carlton said "Did you know that Scientologists are supposed to remain silent during child birth?" Well, I didn't know that. But we should remember that Scientology was invented by a second rate sci-fi writer. A *male* second rate sci-fi writer.

	Carlton admired these deck shoes with 18 carat gold eyelets. Stainless steel maybe. Titanium even. But, gold? People throw up on there deck shoes. Fish die on deck shoes.
Carlton is also very fond of this $1,050 cordless phone.

So much for Carlton's rainy day musings.