Just another day at the beach

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Unexpected consequences. Consequences of losing 20 pounds that is.

  1. I don’t float so good anymore.
  2. And, I get cold in the water faster. So blubber must be a good thing for marine mammals.
  3. I spend more time taking care of the old equipment. Waxing, buffing, oiling, polishing etc. Am I a car or a woman? Is there yet another bikini wax in my future? I think not.
  4. Been spending a little more on clothes too.

Note to Jane Fonda – Sorry that you find sex better in your 70’s than ever before. You must have had some sorry-ass sex earlier. No complaints on the sex front from me. But, it isn’t “better than ever”.

I always wanted to see the May Day Parade in the Soviet Union. On May 9, 2010 the “New Improved” Russia will have a parade to mark the 65th anniversary on the end of WWII. Thinking it might be a good substitute. Question is can I get it together enough to go. It isn’t like deciding to go to the Rose Parade. (Which was never on my Bucket List)

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