Well, boys and girls… this is my last daily Carlton Report: The infectious disease doctor says “the blood is going in the right direction”. Now, remember, he might be a vampire – but he is happy. He says Mr C is to remain on daily IV antibiotics for another 4 weeks. He also told him to cancel the skin cancer surgery he has scheduled for his head in two week. And to not even think about getting his hernia repaired until he is completely totally 100% healed, sealed and disinfected from his recent surgical adventures.
Remember when I introduced the vampire infectious disease doctor? I mentioned that he used duct tape on his office rug. Well, I was wrong, he uses some sort of transparent adhesive tape. But, he’s your go to guy if some nasty cooties are killing your sorry ass. Decor don’t matter much then.
Thanks for all your concern about Carlton. He is out of danger. Doing as well as can be expected. Etc. Etc. Current job is to get him a little exercise everyday. We walked 1.5 miles today. And to get him off oxycodone. Even without The Daily Carlton Report – the blog abides.
