kailua-kona, hawai`i
sat 8-feb-03 19:06


Fanny and Sam - 08.feb.03

Auntie Fanny's "Annual Surprise" birthday was a huge success. Large amounts of Hawaiian food. Best presents were from the mahu cousin. He brought a box of soap, lotions, shampoo. It was "BITCH" brand. Bitch soap, Bitch face cream etc. Also in the box was a bottle of "Virginity Restoration Pills". They were passed around all the women. I took three. Leave it to you mainlanders to figure out what mahu means.

Now the Chinese New Year's Street Party is in full blast. We seem to have gotten some of the better bands just outside our hotel. Will go down and check them out in person soon.

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