arlington, va
Tuesday March 7, 2006
This morning I applied for Social Security. The SSA program wanted to know if I had ever taken a vow of poverty. Not intentionally. The SSA promises to send me FREE MONEY realsoonnow. I'll believe it when I see it. I was always sure that they would run out of social security money when I got to the window. Worse things could happen. I might not make it to the window. Kirby Puckett, Mrs Superman... they didn't make it.
After doing the "Apply for Social Security" thing this morning - I made it to Trader Joe's. And, made a real lunch. Stir fried green beans, chicken, sausage, shrimp with peach salsa. And couscous. A whole meal - and I didn't nuke anything!
Check out the Oscar Swag Bag at GirlHacker.Com - Most interesting is the 15K bra and panties set that Victoria's Secret passed out to the best actress candidates. Those girls didn't seem to have much use for either bras or panties. I am just jealous. The swag bags are reported to be in the 100K value range. Lots of expensive vacations, electronic toys, body buffings in addition to the aforementioned undies. It makes a person want to sign up with the cleaning crew - just in case some one left their goodie bag under their chair.